Oh the subspace outside is rippling

And the short range sensor’s tripping

I suspect there’s a cloaked ship, so

Make it show

Make it show

Make it show

Send a tachyon pulse to check it

If we’re lucky we’ll detect it

Then we’ll give it a tetryon glow, to

Make it show

Make it show

Make it show

When their ship is at last revealed

Arm the phasers and lock as they pass

We will watch as they flee the field

With a photorp up their ass

So the Romulans keep on flying

As we wave at them goodbye-ing

Till the next time they have a go

Make it show

Make it show

Make it show