• pyrflie@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    Counterpoint: burrow speed.

    The real way you get rid of a body is to feed it to pigs/wild hogs. Any Druid worth their salt would know this.

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      8 months ago

      You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.

      This is at least the third time I’ve quoted this line on Lemmy in less than 5 months