N-no you take it back! I’m not a lib! I’m not a lib!
As a fellow not-lib, I concur! Lets have some lattes and then go burn down a police station or five. (for the feds reading, that was a joke, calm down)
You’re fancy!
Oh the machine is not at home. It’s at work. The team I’m in pooled together and bought one
As a fellow “liberal”, all I can say is that I’m glad to not count myself among all the trots in my workplace. Rest assured, it could be worse!
What if I don’t drink coffee?
I was just going to ask this lol
Straight to the gulags!
Anarchists make cowboy coffee over a campfire, claiming to enjoy drinking the grinds.
Wasn’t one of the many uses of burlap designed to circumvent that? You course use it as a water, and by extension coffee filter, in a pinch to remove sediment and large contaminants.
what am i if i drink iced coffee
He’s outed himself! He’s a PatSoc! Get him boys!
take that back
See he’s getting aggressive! That proves his guilt beyond a shadow of a doubt!
My detector is fine tuned to picking up mentions of the fascistic “Iced-Coffee” abomination! /s
No, patsocs drink instant coffee
What if I drink instant iced coffee?
Nah, that’s libertarians because the evil government shut off their electricity and water after not paying the bill for 4 months.
are you… perhaps… ya know… attracted to the same gender as yourself?
yes
I extract the caffeine through food-grade ethanol, concentrate it in a rotovap, combine it with a thickener and surfactant, whip it and serve on top of a slice of bagel.
What flavour am I?
this is the posadist method for coffee preparation
I thought that posadist coffee would involve putting iced coffee in a microwave to enjoy all of the radiation.
you are just a nerd
I don’t see an Aeropress or Turkish on there.
TIL I’m a Hoxhaist…
mls drink lightly colored shit water instead of coffee? that doesnt seem right. idk only aes country i know enough about to say is Cuba and there u WILL find a minimum of 1 italian style coffee maker in every home.
Meanwhile I’m over here drinking another verification can for my caffeine…
What if I use a stovetop kettle to pour hot water into Jacobs instant coffee?
Ain’t no way a Hoxhaist is reading the French Press