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I’m unable to contain the level of shock.

I’m not so bad, thanks for asking - how are you?

squirts Kimmy with the water spray bottle

Hold on, so… OK. No free beer?

grabs jacket off the stand
Have a nice day

Raise the anchor! 🏴‍☠️

Just get fucking rid, ex’s are ex’s for a reason.

May you be blessed with a cup of tea and a biscuit of choice

This is my kind of maths, add on p&p, handling, admin and VAT let’s it call it a nice round milly. No, no questions at this time sorry.

Lingered like a protein fart

All fart and no shit is Sunak!

Can’t wait for the next elections so we can vote a different liar in, maybe 1 with a spine.

Yeah exactly - let’s not get things twisted here. The being blown out of the sky by AA and the crash are 2 entirely separate situations involving the same plane that happened close together, that’s all. Yep.

I left the living room window open for 5 minutes for fresh air… Fucken ten cent was sat on the sofa enjoying my coffee, petting my fucken dogs be time I came back.

Many thanks

Can someone provide 1 of those paywall blocker links please. I keep meaning to bookmark 1

I’ve disabled all 3 apps. Although I just clicked Apps after Settings then scrolled down. Both Facebook and Instagram still work too.

I never thought I’d witness the birth of a hero. Long Live Glorbo!

Clearly atleast I’m not alone!

That’s fucken weird… I guess I just thought it was a watermark in my peripheral? Or I have actually got tunnel vision

Ohhhhhh lmao its OK, I’m not blind anymore