An organised, easy way to do this would be great. Kind of like a test audience for FOSS.

Right now, people basically have to appoint and organise themselves as reviewer, which is a big ask.

Har har.

I guess not, in the shelf storage sense. Lettuce growing in a pot isn’t either that way. You don’t have to ship in anything nonperishable to keep them going, though, which for the purposes of dealing with a fucked supply chain (my situation) is good enough.

Fair. To rephrase, is there another animal that’s not made bitey by being ill with rabies.

Assuming they’re checking the emails at all.

Remember when that guy decided to read a book while his Tesla was doing basic lane following, and merged into a semi? I 'member.

No, actually. I guess somebody still makes them? I heard they went out of fashion because they were really bad, but I’d give it a try for the sake of completeness.

I’ve had chickens before and enjoyed the little bastards, so that’s actually not a downside for me.

It seems like a simple explanation, but the history of biology is pretty much the history of thinking we we’re special and then finding out we were wrong, over and over again.

So is there another animal that doesn’t bite when infected with rabies?

No, this is Patrick!

A layer completely covering yourself. Once baked, this will preserve valuable ethnographic information for future archeologists. /s

Too soon?

What’s it sitting on? A copepod maybe?

Instructions unclear, clay blown away by optical radiation pressure.

Onions could also be pressure canned, if the world is ending. They keep well enough they’re not usually an issue for me, though, unlike literally all other produce except common tubers and maybe cabbages.

Lentils in shakshuka is a neat idea! I’ll have to try that if I ever have to feed more than two with it. Do you use canned or dried? Funny enough, I have tried to make mujadara, although I don’t think I “nailed it”, and found it kind of bland. Any tips on seasoning?

Why is this downvoted? It’s a long list literally just because of writing style, if that’s the issue. I guess an hour is a little on the long side, but lots of people are throwing out slowcooker recipes.

Roast brussels sprouts and sausage in an oven, with certain spices. Come back when it’s done. Better?

Pretty much all of them. I’ve made it a project to feed myself with just nonperishables given like 30 minutes of cooking a night, and I’m about 75% of the way there, I’d say. Salad greens and eggs seem to be impossible to replace, but I can realistically have my own chicken coop and a little growing area indoors. Canadian food prices and qualities are fucked, yo, especially away from big centers.

Last night, I had stierum with a simple salad. It’s a bit like a single, big savoury pancake, and you eat it cut into cubes. The dressing is cream (the one rule-breaking element, for now), a dash of vinegar, and salt and pepper to taste. I like to let it soak into the bread a bit

On nights I really DGAF, my go-tos are pasta with jarred sauce, or shakshuka. You can get shakshuka sauce in a jar now, so you just empty it into a frying pan, crack four eggs in, and cover until they’re cooked. Serve with toast, which you can butter with vegetable oil or ghee.

You can make a vegetarian pulled pork with canned green jackfruit, an onion, bottled barbecue sauce, buns and jarred red cabbage and apple in place of the coleslaw. You pretty much pull apart the jackfruit, and add it with the sauce to sauteed onions. It’s delicious, all three components are slightly sweet and they go together well.

I’ll stop there, unless somebody is actually interested, but I’ve got a few more.

Yeah, that’s broken then. You at the very least need to have addressed which airplanes are being discussed before pulling out a pronoun.

Piece of shit book.

Depending on context, this might not be wrong. It could be part of an “it is an airplane” -> “they are a few airplanes” -> “they are so many airplanes!” progression.

Is it?

Start a GoFundMe for an art commission. It comes with a good story and your needs are modest, so a free lunch might actually be achievable.

Otherwise, just use AI. The court cases seem unlikely to succeed, if you know how AI works, and you know that a judge is unlikely to throw out an entire industry over a tiny, difficult to measure contamination with questionable training data. Some of the shit we in the West import is produced by crime more often than not, after all. Even if they do stick somehow, they’re probably not coming after you specifically.

I can’t decide if I’d rather do this, or put a hole in my parent’s wall as a kid. I kind of think the latter would have hurt more.

Kevin should have rolled down the stairs in a tire instead. I bet that would actually work.