Heartfelt upvote for “internal sploodge core.”

Also, Sploodgecore should be a music genre.

One question remains: when the Exxxocomp dematerializes the fleshlight attachment, does your load get recycled into the micro-replicaotor? Or does the sploodge just drop onto the floor, when it vanishes…at which point, I guess you could order the Exxxocomp to replicate a squeegee to clean it up.

Just wait until 43. You’ll realize that your plan to do a bunch of awesome shit during your 42nd year (because that number is the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything) fizzled into basically nothing, and you don’t even have the energy to jack off much, anymore.

The only consolation is knowing that your apathy will grow in proportion to your decay, so by the time you’re TRULY incapable and decrepit, you literally won’t be capable of giving a shit about the situation.

This is me, every time I play Splatoon. But I never seem to get the chance to use the pic as a reaction. So I’m doing it now.