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  • Image Transcription: Meme


    [A screenshot of Grogu / Baby Yoda, a character from “The Mandalorian”. He is a small green-skinned alien character with large pointy ears and big eyes. In the image, he is leaning towards a control panel to push a button whilst looking right towards something off-frame with large, innocent eyes. Text at the top and bottom of the image reads:]

    ME FINDING OUT IF THE 3 MEMES PER DAY RULE

    IS POSTS AND COMMENTS OR JUST POSTS


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  • Image Transcription: Meme


    [The meme shows two fanart images of the character Sayori, from “Doki Doki Literature Club”, with text to the right of each image.]


    [In the first image, Sayori is wearing sunglasses and scowling, with her hand up in a blocking gesture. The text reads:]

    Anti-Cheat


    [In the second image, Sayori has her head up high, looking pleased, with a finger pointed to the right, where the text reads:]

    Kernel Level Surveillance


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  • I didn’t know you could do that!

    From what I can see, this means you can add alt text to images you embed using markdown. However, directly uploaded images in posts don’t seem to have a way to directly add alt text that I can find. You can add a transcription in the text body, but it’s not quite as accessible as pure alt text because screen readers won’t read it automatically when the image gets focused.

    Possibly you could embed an image in the text body and upload that like a text post, and that way use the markdown to add the alt text, but that would require the image is already hosted somewhere in the internet.



  • Image Transcription: Meme


    [Gru, the long-nosed protagonist of the “Despicable Me” franchise, presents to the camera, pointing into the air and smiling. Behind him is a flipchart with text reading:]

    And the best part about using Linux: No viruses!


    [Still presenting, Gru has his hand in a C shape and his head down as he peers at the gap between his fingers. The text now reads:]

    Look at this, a website downloaded a malicious .exe on my machine.


    [Gru now has his hands pointing down, fingers splayed, still presenting. The text now reads:]

    *Double Click*

    See? Nothing happe…


    [Gru looks back to the flipchart in a double-take, his eyes round and wide and his mouth downturned. The text still reads:]

    *Wine is launching*

    [The Wine logo: a slightly tipped wine glass with red wine sloshing inside it.]


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  • Image Transcription: Mastodon Post


    Peter Cohen, @flargh@mastodon.s…

    “Foundation” vs “Dune”

    Isaac Asimov: we’re headed for some bleak imperialist nonsense but humanity’s salvation will come from using math we haven’t discovered yet

    Frank Herbert: we’re headed for some bleak imperialist nonsense but humanity’s salvation will come from tripping on drugs we haven’t discovered yet


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  • Murdo Maclachlan@lemmy.worldtolinuxmemes@lemmy.worldPoor doggo..
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    Image Transcription: Meme


    In Unix there is a “man” command and a “cat” command…

    [Image of a black dog with a white throat and floppy ears that hang limply, sitting by a bed. Their mouth is downturned and their round, sad eyes look up.]

    so why no “dog” command???


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  • Image Transcription: Greentext


    Anonymous

    [Image of a feminine anime character with very pale red hair, pink eyes, blush under the eyes, and an open mouth.]

    >Install the Linix operating system

    >Suspicious black van is parked outside my apartment and doesn’t move

    >Black cashier at the grocer made weird hand gestures at me

    >Every second night at 8 PM a car will circle past my window and honk exactly 3 times

    >Every new month someone will leave a piece of litter in my mailbox

    >Start receiving silent calls from random numbers every time I do the laundry

    >Coworker talked to me about his dog in-person, next morning all youtube ads are about dog food and dog toys

    >Stopped by a burger stand one day on my way home, all my bookmarked blogs running google adsense start advertising McDonald’s exclusively

    >My hotmail account is suddenly flooded with spam mails about alien abductions


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  • Murdo Maclachlan@lemmy.worldtolinuxmemes@lemmy.worldBrace yourselves
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    BRACE YOURSELVES

    [An image of the character Lord Eddard Stark, from the TV series “Game of Thrones”, protrayed by Sean Bean. He wears leather armour with a a thick cloak, a fur mantle about his shoulders, and grips a sword with both hands, hilt in front of his chest, blade pointing down, as he stares forward with narrowed eyes.]

    I HAVE PROBLEM IN KALI LINUX

    WIFI DOESN’T WORK (RTL8821CE)


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  • Murdo Maclachlan@lemmy.worldtolinuxmemes@lemmy.worldWhoa hacker
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    Image Transcription: Comic


    [An Engineer Helping A Designer]


    Panel 1

    [Two people stand in front of a computer. One, the designer, has blue hair with a full beard and moustache, with sideburns, and a large nose. The other, the engineer, has brown hair and wears a hoodie. The engineer is typing at the computer, with a window up on the screen, while the designer stands with their arms limp by their sides.]

    Engineer: No problem, we can fix this on the terminal


    Panel 2

    [The designer has their hand up to their beard, with wide eyes and a mouth rounded by amazement. The designer has a slightly confused expression, eyebrows frowning a little.]

    Designer: Whoa, you’re a hacker!

    Engineer: No, it’s just the terminal.


    Panel 3

    [The designer has their hands in the air, their mouth wide open, their eyebrows arced and both eyes looking in opposite directions in a look of bafflement. The engineer is rolling their eyes.]

    Designer: Where are all the buttons, icons, and dropdown menus?


    Panel 4

    [Now with both hands to their beard, the designer has returned to their look of amazement, but with a hint of fear in their eyes, their pupils contracted to tiny white dots. The engineer looks relatively unphased.]

    Designer: Is this… the matrix?

    Engineer: Yes.


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