I would spam them with even more “inappropriate” but equally plausible applications out of sheer pettiness and the vain hope that a real person would see it and realize that using AI to screen job applications is an awful idea.

It would be illogical to be incorrect

Considering this image covers a minuscule sliver of the sky and exclusively shows distant galaxies outside of our own, there probably aren’t too many Klingy Bois hanging about.

It’s giving off some serious Pontiac Aztec vibes

I thought this was a burger with another mini-burger on top, like a cute little Alien burger.

Not the wasted impressions!

There is a critical difference between talent and skill. Talent is naturally understanding and being good at something quickly. Skill is something that can be acquired and honed to perfection regardless of talent.

If you want to learn a new skill, just start doing it and stop being afraid of failing at it. In fact, the failures and fuck ups are the single greatest mechanisms by which your skills will improve.

They can kiss my shiny metal DuckDuckGo email mask

Looks like a flubby Hulk pouting in the corner

I didn’t know who you are. I didn’t know what you want. But I will find you, and I will desire you.

Didn’t know John Deere made trains

Are we not already there?

No spaghetti? Missed opportunity

I fail to see how anything I said is an extremist view

Yeah, that’s kinda the joke I was trying to make.

I have faith that the Earth is a lumpy spheroid and we went to Moon

Yes, several times, no idea how though.

Me during every job interview I’ve ever had

Then how do they hammer anything?

The ones that beat the shit out of tools