I wonder what these pieces of shit are even mad at?

“Peach shouldn’t be driving! She belongs in the kitchen. I’ll kill you if you say otherwise!”

Like, really? Go outside and smell some grass.

Aww man, i didn’t mean to make you feel shut down. I thought you misunderstood the joke, and i didn’t realize your reply was a run-on joke as well. My bad. 🫤

You’re thinking about it too much.

The joke refers to the Republican’s hate for progressives and their ideals (equality for all, women’s rights, basic human decency, etc), which they refer to with the umbrella term “woke”.

So the joke is, they hate “woke” people, both in the political and literal sense of someone waking from a coma.

Voting is great and all, but we literally have the choice between the guy helping fund these atrocities, and the guy trying to destroy democracy.

Just vote third party? That’s just a throw away vote for one party. THIS is the problem with a two-party system.

Unfortunately, there are too many major hurdles to go over (two party system, electoral college, gerrymandering, lobbying, just to name a few) before we even have a chance at something resembling justice, here or abroad.

I think “Adam’s Driver” would make it a slightly better punchline.

Shhhh! Don’t TELL them that. You’ll ruin it for the rest of us

Cheaper option: become really good friends with a farmer with lots of land and pitch him the idea to host a haunted hay ride. Charge $5-10/head and that should cover expenses and maybe even turn a little profit if you’ve got enough people in your neck of the haunted woods

Actually, reading through some of the other comments, someone mentioned an OpenBoard fork with swipe functionality and it’s actually working very well! Typing is responsive, prediction gets most of my words on the first go, and the backspace deletes the word instead of single letters (which is a preference I like).

Although Swype has been dead for quite a while now, that keyboard has been the best for swipe texting I’ve ever found. I tried Gboard, sucks. OpenBoard doesn’t have swipe functionality (that I’ve found), and am using AnySoft right now, with minimal success. I have to keep backspacing to retype words, or manually type them, sometimes my swipes don’t register into words, its just really annoying.

I wish someone would rebuild Swype so i could go back to it.

Edit: someone mentioned an OpenBoard fork that enables swipe texting and it’s great! So, if you’re looking for swipe, that’s my reco

I don’t get it…

A proper dad joke stands the test of time.

Yeah, that’s great and all. But this judge shouldn’t be ruling over this case if he doesn’t know the basics of today’s technology.

This game is so good, even though it’s frustrating! It’s like the old AC series I loved, with Souls-like difficulty.

India achieving what Russia couldn’t. Great job India!

Great! Thanks for the recommendation. I think that’s just what I was looking for

It’s gonna be a full bathroom, though it will be tight quarters. The water heater is something I hadn’t thought of though. So thanks for bringing that up.

Unfortunately, its on a slab. We don’t really have room for basements here in South Florida.

I just hope they don’t pull the same bullshit regarding the joy-cons and the drift issue

Elon’s motto: “Move fast and break stuff.”

In this case, stuff may mean people, property, laws, take your pick.

Same