Lilith "But Frederick is quite adamant about his choice! I would not brave an arctic maelstrom to visit my ex-husband if I thought this was simply a phase. Loathed as I am to admit it, I… I can’t handle this alone.”

Frasier smiles, warmly clasps Lilith’s shoulders, and moves in for a hug “You’re not alone. We can brave this storm together.”

The power flickers out as the wind howls outside

Frasier “Both the metaphorical… and literal.”

Scene ends.

Time to start cranking out those 20x gravity handstand pushups

Better than a car selfie featuring a hat and sunglasses.

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Frasier “Not a gift wrapper, Niles.”

Martin “You mean like that MC Hammer guy?”

Lilith “Precisely.”

Niles “I wonder what Freddy’s pseudonym would be? MC Escher, perhaps.”

Imagine spez having nightmares about the loss of all this beanposting

Frasier: [Nervously pouring drinks for Lilith, himself, and a visibly devastated, nearly catatonic Niles] Dear god, but Frederick has always had academic aspirations. Remember when he was six years old and he wanted to dress as Archimedes for Halloween? What on earth could he possibly wish to pursue now?

Lilith: He wants to be a rapper.

Niles: [visibly confused] He wants to work at the mall?

I’m pleased to see an active Frasier community here! When my favorite Reddit app closed I felt like Martin losing Duke’s. Hopefully Lemmy will be my McGinty’s.

Lemmy has been giving me Old Internet Forum vibes so far and I love it. The shift towards centralized corporate homogeneity over the last 15ish years has been a horror show to watch and it feels like it’s starting to crumble a bit, which I’m eager to see happen.

To me it feels like texting an ex after a breakup. I know I shouldn’t but…

Dragon’s Dogma: Dark Arisen

Thanks for all the hard work!

Good to be here. Things are moving fast with all these apps. This is all very exciting and promising.

Liftoff is my favorite so far. It’s the closest to Infinity for Reddit, which is where I’m migrating from.

I’ve been watching through Babylon 5 for the first time and it’s so good. I was aware of it when it was running in the 90s but I wasn’t big into scifi TV shows at that point. I’ve watched through Star Trek TNG like 3 times (until they took it off Netflix) and The Orville twice (until I cancelled Hulu).

After I get through Babylon 5 I will choose between X-Files and Stargate SG-1, two other 90s shows I slept on. Overall I’m loving this. Because it’s all new to me, and yet it’s nostalgic at the same time. I remember the ads for all these shows, I recognize a lot of the actors from other things.

Which logically means we will reach a critical point where the entire human race is involved in the production of Batman reboots.

Liftoff, because my phone is apparently too old for Jerboa