Meh, it happens.
That’s what Santa suffers from if he gets stuck in a chimney
I guess I should have quoted the comment saying I was getting close to a Hitler joke.
What are you talking about?
I’ll be throwing out some occasional non-seasonal Dad Jokes since the Christmas themed ones don’t seem very popular.
Probably !unclejokes@lemmy.world might be a better spot for that one
Moving on from Thanksgiving themed jokes to Christmas themed. If you have Dad quality Kwanza, or Hanukkah jokes, post them up!
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My day is complete now!
I came back in here just to up vote this. Perfect!
That’s a better one, well done!
Lol, nice. The only thing I thought of changing was making it undercovers, but that didn’t make sense.
(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ got ya fam
Using the wrong setting on a clothes dryer can cause certain fabrics to shrink. People that are gaining weight would often blame the dryer for shrinking their clothes rather than take some personal responsibility. Hence the joke is they thought it was the dryer shrinking their clothes but it was them overeating aka the refrigerator’s fault.
Wow, y’all didn’t like this one.
Good reference!
I never heard of Satisfactory so I though it was a reference to major game studios churning out buggy, mediocre titles. That immediately made me think of EA
Let’s leave EA out of this
This one is so bad it hurts to post it.
I’m just going to have to stop posting in the mornings