He was in charge of American foreign policy during and immediately after the Vietnam War. TLDR he made policy decisions that led to the deaths of probably over 4 million people.

You know the difference between chickpeas and garbanzo beans?

I’ve never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

I’ll always remember a story my buddy told me in high school. His dad was a judge, and absolutely brilliant, and a major alcoholic. One time his dad sat him down and said ‘I think you’ll have a good life. Because you’re smart enough to do well in this world, but not smart enough to realize what a shithole it is.’

I really think that there is a point where if you’re smart enough, you have brain power to really pay attention to everything that goes on in the world. And paying attention to all of that can do serious harm to one’s psyche.

Scrotapodes.

Punish him by making him watch Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves 300 times.

I meant soon.

And Washington State produces more potatoes than Idaho.

And Wisconsin has more lakes than Minnesota.

Same thing with the guy who named it ‘dyslexia.’

Ha. Thanks. Like I said, my Deutsch is kinda shit.

There are also weird German rules about article endings. A band I like has a song called “Herz Eines Trache” which means Heart of a Dragon. I don’t speak great German, so first time I heard it I wasted an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out what eine Strache is.