A splash of topo and I’m in

The Royal Tenenbaums

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Unless you are hiring a bartender, I would try to limit the cocktails to about four distinctly different (with maybe an adjunct/variation or 2), otherwise it tends to be a hot mess. You will spend more time squeezing, cleaning, and just trying to manage everything instead of enjoying the night. It gets exhausting, especially when the liquor starts taking hold. Pre-batch what you can (Old Fashions, Negroni, Manhattans…). Keep in mind as the night goes on it will become increasingly difficult to make the drinks, so start with the more elaborate ones and have some batched ones on hand for later on. Super Juice is also worth considering (if using citrus and want to avoid squeezing at gametime), but definitely do a test run or 2 before to gauge the distinction from using fresh fruit.

I would build the shopping list around the core drinks you intend to have, and not worry about going much deeper than that. Also, a couple printed cocktail menus can really be helpful and make for memorable time. Hope some of this helps. Cheers!

Maybe a demo should be just that; not a magic show. Normalizing deception for profit doesn’t seem like a healthy thing for anyone, but that’s only because I** didn’t own any stock in apple back then. Edit: Yes, I am still salty about the purchasing Starfield also

Always look a gift horse in the mouth

Capt Janeway, your assistance is needed

I’ll give it a spin. Ty!

ty! the hunt begins

That takes me back…I used to work at a computer training company where we would build PC images with the trial versions of everything on them, and every 30 days we’d reimage the machines. The president of the company was shady af. I got out of there just as Adobe was making the transition to subs. I do not miss explaining to the class attendees why everything was watermarked as trail versions.

Can you get a semi current build of photoshop? Asking for a friend who is struggling with gimp and hasn’t sailed in ages…

I’m ok with explaining to guests why there could be a surprise in the bowl

Did that at the end of 2006, and it’s still the single worst decision of my life. If only I waited another year and a half…

I have one arriving today. Fingers crossed that my scaredy cat will be able to make the change.

Use the toilet and remember to flush

Do you want to come to a club where people wee on each other ?

Yes, you have met the dangerous 208 year-old uncle of dr. octagon. I myself Mr. Gerbik. half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator. Carrying a dead walrus. check it.

Life leads to death. Don’t become a statistic

Did everyone clap once you got to rosemont?