Who could have imagined that this might happen?

I mean, yeah there’ve been dozens of articles from unbiased analysts suggesting that GM was not in a position to take on this task, especially since Apple CarPlay and Google Android Play have already accomplished what’s necessary and are available to nearly 100% of GM’s customers, but a company the size and scope of GM couldn’t possibly be expected to listen to any of this analysis over these many months.

“Hey Siri! Apply brakes!”

“Brakes app is not installed. Would you like me to install it now?”

Their lower level employees. Despite record profits and despite the fact that these decisions are mandated by C-suite executives, these fines will “require” layoffs to appease the shareholders.

They could just accept that their practices are corrupt and actually change, but that’s not as easy as just laying off several thousand of the ordinary workers who do most of the work.

I’d love this. Musk doesn’t have the money to buy Apple and do to it what he did with Twitter.

Perhaps I just don’t understand why there is such an allure for Android users to gain iMessage…

If they don’t publicize, they won’t make any money.

piracy or old-school Netflix DVD delivery gives you all the options.

Netflix cancelled their DVD service in September. In an entirely unrelated move, I have recently cancelled my Netflix service…

This has nothing to do with Riker.

Oh, that’s just lovely.

I’m sure this won’t have a major ecological impact, right? Right…?

Ensign Ro was in that one episode before being Ro.

I could have looked her up, but my phone was more than an arm’s width away, so I gave up easily.

It’s always better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

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Also, where is Uhura?

You’d have an easier time just social engineering people to get into servers than trying to actively break into a both the home network and the VPN.

And if you’re wondering which item causes the most problems, it’s milk. O’Herlihy explains, “People find it hard to scan milk … Sometimes they get frustrated and they just don’t scan it.”

Does milk not have a bar code?

If anything, I’d figure it would be produce items that would cause the most drama, but eventually you start to remember those codes. 4011 is bananas. 4799 is for tomatoes. 4065 is green peppers…

I love self-checkout because I bag things exactly like I want and I can get the process completed without having chat with the cashier or Karen out on the bagger for putting just two items in a large paper bag.

I don’t think I’ve ever been stopped or accused of stealing things, but then I usually choose the unit closest to the cashier and I leave all my items in the bagging area until I’m done. That said, I used to be a grocery store cashier, so I understand the process a little better than most, but it’s still easy to make mistakes.

The Devil Wears…Prada? Armani? Dolce and Gabbana?

Remake this with Lwaxana as Padme!

“Had to be me. Someone else might haven gotten it wrong.”

Brutal every time. 😭

Incorrect. There are five lights.