“You’re the fuckwad that took the splinter out of my foot but didn’t clean the wound. It got infected so I was too slow to avoid being captured. The zoo cured me, but now I’m locked up in here for the rest of my life with Ugly Karen and Stupid Marge trying to get me to mate with them. Die, you worthless piece of shit!”

🙂

May I mention that I’ve never heard “Jose” spoken without a Spanish pronunciation? Does anyone say it to rhyme with chose or dose?

Expensive cat toy not hehe

Ponytail holder hehe

You know, in my jealousy about the capacious pockets in men’s pants, I never thought about how they must weigh the pants down when they’re full of keys and wallet and phone and tampons and condoms and stuff. No wonder y’all need belts!

This goes double for human good girls.

And somehow there’s always so many more ways to be called “bad” than “good.”

Yes, sorting Top/Hour helped, but I can do the same here and it still feels fresher, maybe because it’s fewer people and so far seems to be all actual people, not bots.

Personally I’m just sorting by Subscribed, Top/Hour to exclude the popular local content that’s not of interest to me. For instance no sportsball or gaming, nothing against but I don’t care and I need more room for cats, otters, and beby elephants.

Clearly there’s one problem with “lemmons,” you’d always have to be on the lookout for The Lemmon-Stealing Horse!

I’m new and know nothing, but doesn’t not having karma make it less attractive to bots? If there’s nothing to farm…

I have never cared about reddit karma. According to someone in reply to my saying I’ll be gone July 1, “You have over a million comment karma. You’ll never go, you live here.” Well, all it took was an easy link in Plumbing for me to find and join my fellow Lemmings. I agree it should be an easier and clearer process to join, though!