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Your commission, Debo: “about two hundred dollars.”
Your commission, Debo: “about two hundred dollars.”
Sadly, I don’t think so. The pandemic-era cash grab solution was software that’s basically spyware, logging keystrokes, mouse movements, taking screenshots, etc. Some clever individuals just taped vibrators to their mice and walked away for breaks. You’re asking middle management to do real work here, ya silly.
“What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mysteries?”
When C. Diff Strikes: Mile High Edition
Don’t worry, we’ll shovel more garbage reality shows into your app and wreck the ux even harder. Here’s 40 seasons of people having diarrhea on airplanes. Expect price increases in 6 months.
Just to specify, the issue is with the Hannah Reyes Morales set (avert your gaze to the children bedazzled with shrapnel instead!)
They have windows in the basement?
It’s not technically hacking when Elon leaves the door open after slamming his dick in it.
Brick
I am also reasonably sure — not 100%, but reasonably — that Siri has something to do with the transcription process for visual voicemail.
It’s so British you’ll shit the Queen.
“Here’s our millennial expert on technology to explain it to us. Thank you for being here.”
“No problem.”
“WHAT”
Nah it might be a real weight off their shoulders
Nonsense. This place is refreshing, like the bold taste of New Coke.
“John Wayne Toilet Paper: don’t take shit off nobody.”